The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

eBook - 2005
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HelenaBeat
May 18, 2019

“Ford,” he said. “you’re turning into a penguin. Stop it.”

Ford carried on counting quietly. This is about the most aggressive thing you can do to a computer, the equivalent of going up to a human being and saying, "Blood...blood...blood...blood..."

"We don't demand solid facts! What we demand is a total absence of solid facts. I demand that I may or may not be Vroomfondel!"

"The mice will see you now."

This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

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Dstar_4
Jul 04, 2016

Don't Panic!

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xzhang17
Aug 23, 2015

“He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”

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xzhang17
Aug 23, 2015

“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”

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xzhang17
Aug 23, 2015

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”

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xzhang17
Aug 23, 2015

“Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?”

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xzhang17
Aug 23, 2015

“Don't Panic.”

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agk7
Jun 30, 2015

"There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Douglas Adams

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dogskids
May 28, 2015

"And I demand that I am Vroomfondel!"

Alcona_Lists Jun 23, 2014

"People of Earth, your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system. And regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you."

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ukiuq
Feb 22, 2012

Human beings are great adapters, and by lunchtime life in the environs
of Arthur's house had settled into a steady routine. It was Arthur's accepted
role to lie squelching in the mud making occasional demands to see his lawyer,
his mother or a good book

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EmyMaxwellYeung
Feb 06, 2012

You are going to need a very stiff drink after hearing this.

Milgrim Jul 10, 2010

Life, don't talk to me about life!


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