Kung Fu Panda Legends of Awesomeness
The Midnight StrangerDVD - 2014
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[Opening song’s OST lyrics]: *Gong chimes*… [Jack Black as Po, singing]: “Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda” *Po scats some drum beats* …”Raised in a noodle shop… Never seeking glory or fame” …”He climbed the mountaintop… and earned the Dragon Warrior name.” …“Ooh, Ah, Ya!” …”Kung Fu Panda!” *Po scats some drum beats, again* …”Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom… And master the skills of bodacious and awesome.” …”Kung Fu Panda!” …*Po scats for yet a third time* …”He lives and he trains and he fights… With the Furious Five” …”Protect the Valley, Somethin’, somethin’… Somethin’, somethin’ alive!” …”Ooh! Ah! Ooh!” …”Kung Fu Panda!” …”Legends of Awesomeness!” …”Sweet!”
Quotes: If I really wanted… I would write the whole script from this series down in this quote area. There were so many awesome lines and actions performed… it simply was too unbelievable… and yet, it all happened! -X; Who
Ep1: [Po’s Dad, the bird dude, mutters to himself at first]: “Kung fu, kung fu, kung fu!“ “Is everything about Kungfu?!” [Poe and monkey-man, simultaneously say]: “Yes.” [Po’s Dad, the bird dude]: “It’s like talking to radishes.” *This was all said after Po’s dad concluded on his noodle story and as to how Po was like, where’s the kungfu in that story, dad?!*
Ep1: [Po’s Dad, the bird dude]: “…push the bean buns, they’re about to go bad.” *This being, fiscally, financially said after dad had left Panda Po in charge of his noodle’s shop*
Ep1: [One of the Three, Dirty, Rudimentary, Ruffian Pigs]: “You will teach us, (those secret kung fu moves), or else! Panda Po: “or else!?” *Panda Po pummels those three pernicious pigs without practically having to lose an ounce of his somatic sweat*
2 parter quote. Ep1: [Sensei Shifu]: We’re in the middle of training. Duck Man: “Sorry.” Shifu: “Now, the Chao Wa Punch Kick…” Duck Man: “I’ll just use bok choy.” [Po growns] Shifu: “Pardon?” Duck Man: “Instead of beet root, I’ll use bok choy.” [Shifu, him trying to finish his marital arts lessons to his sleepy students, concludes]: “Yes. Fine. Bok choy.” “You do that. Where was I?” [Duck Man reminds Sensei Shifu of where he was in his martial arts lessons]: “The Chao Wa Punch Kick thingy.” [Sensei Shifu]: Right. The Chao Wa Punch Kick thingy… thing… move… [Tigress sounds-off a sonorous snore as she somatically drifts onto Po’s somatic furry chest like a vest]: (SNORES).
2-parter quote. [Sensei Shifu finishes his sentence thought]: “…must be delivered to your opponent precisely at the intersection of the medial metatarsal and abdomen. Like so…” [Sensei Shifu conducts a maelstrom of melee moves on the undulating, targeted dummy doll]. [Duck Man taps the dented dummies side and proceeds to deliver line]: “Hm. Seems like a lot of work. Why don’t you just hit him with a stick?” [Po pissed at his Dad, yells]: “-Dad!” [Duck Man]: “Sorry. Don’t mind me.”
Ep2: [Panda Po]: “We were forbidden to use our kung fu unless we had a permit. Which was really hard to get.”
Ep2: [Po]: …if you need anything… *Po does several actions for Shifu while Shifu continuously rings his bell* Later on therein walks Superintendent Woo along with Elephant Man, named Constable Hu; and Hu comes to Shifu’s bed to say that Woo wishes to speak with Shifu about what Woo wants to happen about some event… and so Hu says]: “No, he wants to meet you too.” [Po]: “Who?” [Hu]: “-Woo.” [Shifu]: “Who?” [Hu]: “Yes.” [Shifu]: “-What?” [Hu]: “-No, not “Hu” who. “Who” who! [Shifu]: “What?” [Po]: “-No, not “Hu” who. “Who” who! [Hu]: “-No, Woo who.” [Shifu]: “-What’s he talking about?” [Po]: “-He wants to know what you’re… *The injured, bad back, Shifu rings his bell ring yet again* … OK!... enough with the bell! Stop with the bell!” *Classic divine comedy. I personally picked up on this licensed enlightenment from within my own mental state from several some years back when I was in such a heightened state. –X; Who*
Ep2: [One of the Three, Rudimentary and Ruffian, Pigs]: “Am I just dumb, or do you guys have no idea what’s going on either.” [Woo]: “Both!”
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(1)Character Summary: Relatable or not relatable? And how are they relatable? Yes, definitely relatable! Because inner peace of one’s character is especially something that should matter!
Character xxxxx: traits; clothing; facial features; demeanor; ect.
Po: aka: “the Dragon Warrior”; panda; fierce and friendly fighter; loveable leader; fights with fleeting fist, feet, and belly body fat; wears soft, woolen sandals; father is a goose; masquerades as the Midnight Stranger for an episode where kungfu was banned…
Mr. Ping: Po’s Dad; goose; owns noodle shop; mercantile; merchant; fiscal finances are his fiercest qualities; wears homespun hat made out from noodles; has loved the Midnight Stranger since he was young…
Sensei Shifu: teacher, master, sensei of the Fab Five; marsupial and marmoset-like; master of inner peace; wears a red gi garbed frock; in episode two, he, Shifu, is as funny as Hades probably isn’t, and this because he gets super high from Po’s concocted, mega potion…
Tigress: hits hard and has a hard bod as well…
Monkey: lithe, light, and witty when walking on his hands and his feet and talking with his trickster, roguish tongue…
Mantis: a miniature mantis, yet he is as mighty, martial artist…
Crane: lanky bird; wears hat; doesn’t get an episode of his own to develop his character like the others get…
Baddies: Pink Pigs and Green Gators! Gator Gang’s leader had a voice and demeanor that kind of reminded me of that fluffy princess from Adventure Time!
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(3)Similar Titles: the Kungfu Panda movies. -X; Who